Your Mom...
Guess what?!
Your mom blew / blows your dad.
That’s right kids. We all don’t like to think about the fact that your dad came in your mom in order for you to be here, but guess what… she blew him too. The same lips she kisses you with were once wrapped around his meat pipe in a pre, post, or even mid coital stance. Better yet, if you’re in your 30’s or younger there’s a solid chance your mom has blown your dad recently to spice up the sex life blind-sided by the intrusion of menopause. Chances are she swallows the load too!
As the human race advances, religion and monogamy have been set on the back burner. I’m sure anyone reading this has been with a few people sexually. So has your mom. She was blowing guys before they were raiding her jungle with their Aztec warriors. It has been told that smoking even a single cigarette can alter one’s DNA. Well what if you are swallowing a guy's DNA? Don’t you think that would change the coding a little bit? So you are here today, a combination of your mother’s and your father’s DNA… and a little bit of that guy after prom… and a little bit of that guy from the frat house… and a little bit from that guy who offered your mom a place to stay after her friends ditched her at the bar… and a little bit from your grandfather… I think you see where I’m going with this. You are made up of everything your father and your mother have ever consumed… and your mom has probably digested her fair share of cock juice before she took that final and fateful load in the stench trench that you were a part of.
We’re living in the year 2009 now people! Divorce rates are skyrocketing as fast as stocks are falling. That’s going to ramp up promiscuity, the mean age that std’s are contracted, and the amount of dicks your mom’s going to suck. So next time you go to give your mom a plutonic kiss, just remember who to blame when an unsightly cold sore plows its disgusting dome through your bottom lip. YOUR MOM! So if your mom’s still with the same man that she conceived you with, she’s sucking at least one guy’s dick. If your mom’s hit the divorce trail a few times, you can take any single digit number and multiply it by three to get a good idea of how many guys have climaxed in her mouth. Cheerio!
~ Jack .45 ~
Your mom blew / blows your dad.
That’s right kids. We all don’t like to think about the fact that your dad came in your mom in order for you to be here, but guess what… she blew him too. The same lips she kisses you with were once wrapped around his meat pipe in a pre, post, or even mid coital stance. Better yet, if you’re in your 30’s or younger there’s a solid chance your mom has blown your dad recently to spice up the sex life blind-sided by the intrusion of menopause. Chances are she swallows the load too!
As the human race advances, religion and monogamy have been set on the back burner. I’m sure anyone reading this has been with a few people sexually. So has your mom. She was blowing guys before they were raiding her jungle with their Aztec warriors. It has been told that smoking even a single cigarette can alter one’s DNA. Well what if you are swallowing a guy's DNA? Don’t you think that would change the coding a little bit? So you are here today, a combination of your mother’s and your father’s DNA… and a little bit of that guy after prom… and a little bit of that guy from the frat house… and a little bit from that guy who offered your mom a place to stay after her friends ditched her at the bar… and a little bit from your grandfather… I think you see where I’m going with this. You are made up of everything your father and your mother have ever consumed… and your mom has probably digested her fair share of cock juice before she took that final and fateful load in the stench trench that you were a part of.
We’re living in the year 2009 now people! Divorce rates are skyrocketing as fast as stocks are falling. That’s going to ramp up promiscuity, the mean age that std’s are contracted, and the amount of dicks your mom’s going to suck. So next time you go to give your mom a plutonic kiss, just remember who to blame when an unsightly cold sore plows its disgusting dome through your bottom lip. YOUR MOM! So if your mom’s still with the same man that she conceived you with, she’s sucking at least one guy’s dick. If your mom’s hit the divorce trail a few times, you can take any single digit number and multiply it by three to get a good idea of how many guys have climaxed in her mouth. Cheerio!
~ Jack .45 ~
i just knew you were the creator of this post hahah