Dead hookers. HAHAHAHA. Just the thought makes me laugh. I never really bought into the dead baby jokes that much, even though I think a dead toddler is hysterical. Following dead baby jokes in popularity is the notoriety of actually murdering prostitutes. There is a solid ratio of hookers that are killed for every bachelor party in this country. Somewhere in the area of every six bachelor parties thrown one hooker is brutally murdered. It’s like grand theft auto comes to life, but you get ALL of your money back after you kill her. So why does everyone have to make a big fucking stink about a few hookers getting killed? Oh, because Craigslist was the means that lead to their demise… ((FART!)) WHO CARES?

This incident is just another way the media loves to take a story and blow it out of proportion. Let’s start asking questions that will never be answered and yield no good results. So fucking what, a prostitute was killed. That shit happens every fucking day all over the world. Why give a fuck about it when an online site enabled it to happen? I’ll tell you why. Because we are all obsessed with distributing blame rather than spending the resources towards solving the problem.

I can tell you without reading the news today that people died all over the country and all over the world. Someone was probably shot. Another person probably died of a weight related heart attack. A few people probably died in a car accident. You don’t hear about them. You don’t see them getting plastered all over the news. Why? Because you can’t market shit like that to a tragedy hungry audience. But when something like this Craiglist whore death happens, we can’t write enough bullshit because everyone eats it up. “OH MY GOSH JEE WILLIGERS! A hooker was killed because of an internet site?” Yeah, where’s the crowd to give a fuck about a hooker getting killed because she needed more rock? Why don’t we get in touch with the CEO of Crack Cocaine and ask them what they plan to do since someone got murdered in pursuit of their product? Oh yeah… that’s retarded. Well so is taking a little shit stain (Craigs murder) and smearing it all over media outlets. It’s like the question; “do I listen to sad music because I’m sad, or am I sad because I listen to sad music?” A good side note is someone was murdered before via Craigslist, but it was for a babysitting job. That’s just not sexy! Now a murdered prostitute? THAT we can market!
There are two good things coming from this whole media mess. The first thing, I think it’s hilarious that the police had to inform the victim’s parents that their daughter was a whore. After that, this story will extinguish itself out in its own stupidity within the next few business days. That only being if Fox News doesn’t beat the living shit out of this story to interchange with their hour long specials reminding us that Natalie Halloway is still missing.

~ Jack .45 ~