Gay Marriage Is For Faggots
So yeah, the idiotic United States election season is in full swing after the laughable Republican primary has finally all but closed. Side note: I still hope Ron Paul gets enough delegates to embarrass dickhead, elitist, out of touch, MORMAN, Romeny. Just recently the people in North Carolina who hardly know how to read, let alone vote, have decided to amend their constitution so that a marriage or civil unions can only be between a man and a woman. Around the same time period Joe Biden jumped the gun and claimed he is "comfortable" with gay marriage. Golf clap. I'm sure he got a talkin' to from his boss who then said "fuck it" came out himself and said "I think faggots and dykes should be able to be as miserable as the rest of us," or something like that.
Let's break down the two sides of this argument:
Those who oppose gay marriage:
AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE
The main reason many Americans oppose gay marriage is because their religious belief system has indoctrinated them into only accepting any type of marriage or union to be between a man and a woman. In a non bias way of saying it they are traditionalist. Nothing wrong with that.
The issue with opposing gay marriage:
You SERIOUSLY have nothing else going on in your life that you have to focus on making sure other people aren't given the right to be happy? Because you sit in a pew every Sunday (or longer, or on other days, who cares) and pray to a god (notice I didn't capitalize it) who doesn't FUCKING exist, you're all high and mighty and think you're his fucking mouth piece and from said mouth piece you shout "GOD HATES FAGGOTS, MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" Good for you.
The majority of people who staunchly oppose gay marriage are some denomination of Christianity. Like the late George Carlin, I too was brought up Catholic until I reached the age of reason so I know how some of these idiots think. You focus so much of your time and energy making sure other people aren't happy. When have you ever dedicated any of your time helping the sick and meek? Pretty sure you should be worrying about them since they are the ones who will inherit the earth right? Yeah! I'm not just talking out of my ass about your shitty religion. Then you have the whole "marriage is sacred" argument. It isn't and here is why:
The biggest thing is rather than come to terms with someone else's differences you do whatever you can to make sure they can't enjoy the same liberties you do. So you can go ahead and wave your American flag at whatever Republican Bible thumping rally you attend, but thoughts like that don't make you American, they make you a fucking asshole and you should be ashamed that instead of embracing someone's differences you would rather focus all of your effort ensuring they can't do what they want. Same goes for pot smokers. I'll finish this section with somebody's quote since I can't say it better myself.
Those who advocate gay marriage:
FOR GAY MARRIAGE
Now you have the gays and lesbians and the rainbows and unicorns that want to get married. Good for you guys! You have every right to be happy, but just because I'm writing this doesn't mean I want to go to your wedding, get hit on by a man, be made uncomfortable by a dyke, suck a dick, or take one in the butt. That's gross yo.
The issue with supporting gay marriage:
Really don't have one other than you're another set of people who are going to get a tax break and help expand our country's debt. You sure you want to take the life you have and just ruin it like all this miserable married people? Here is Steven Colbert's take on the matter:
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The Point:
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you have the right to prevent someone else from enjoying it. We're at war in the middle east because of not accepting people's differences and by letting our differences separate us we will keep hate strong for generations to come. So why don't we blaze a few fatties and let these faggots get married? This nation was founded on a lot on principles and of those the most important is the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Not just for some, but for everyone! We cannot and should not waste time and money debating social issues endlessly. There will always be people for gay marriage and people against it. We have a lot more important shit to focus on this coming election season so let the social issues be what they are and when you vote do it for the person who's going to get shit done. Not for someone who runs around in a sweater vest preaching about gays and making sex special again. Fuck you Rick Santorum!
~ Jack .45 ~