So most of those who know me, and probably a lot of those who really don't, are well aware I am a professional job hunter / resume submitter. I actually have more experience in that field than I do in any actual profession since I graduated college. I can't bitch too much because I do have a pretty decent paying job, plus I write for this blog... sometimes... yeah, it's been about a year (side note: SORRY!) I digress. Here is an email exchange between myself and someone who found my resume on one of the many job sites I have it posted on. Currently establishing an over under for me getting my identity stolen prior to landing a full time position.

- Initial Email -
From: Zena Forbes, e-currency@europe.com
Picture: Most likely what "Zena" looks like


Good afternoon!

It's the answer to yours online resume. We have a business offer for you.
We hope that this offer will be interesting to you during this hard crisis time.
We are the group of initiative young people who are united by the company e-CUR Ltd., that works in the sphere of an exchange of e-cash.
Our clients are freelancers, programmers, designers, advertisers, translators, dealers, writers, participants of auctions from those countries where the work of some payment systems, such as www.paypal.com is limited or forbidden. Or clients simply want to exchange the e-cash from one system into another.
We help to find a convenient kind of account for buyers and sellers, employers and executors and you can become a part of our company, as the Regional Representative.
For this purpose you should be over 18 years old, have good credit history, absence of problems with the law, accounts in in different payment systems, first of all in system www.paypal.com, positive history of transactions and the status of the account of premieres or business.
Besides, we are glad to inform you that this employment won't demand from you derivation from the basic work and can be additional earnings.
We are glad to offer you for services from 1 to 8 % for each successfully processed transaction the average sum of one transaction from 500 to 5000 USD.
The sum of your earnings depends only on your diligence, limits of your accounts in payment systems and number of our clients.
The scheme is simple - you help us to convert funds from one payment system into another. After interview you will get detailed instructions and the contract.
Here there are no cunnings, any latent payments, all sums which will pass through you don't need the taxation. All that you should do it to follow our instructions.
If you become interested in our offer and have all necessary things to start to earn, contact our personnel manager replying to this email.

Please, answer all the following questions in details, and also specify any information which in your opinion will be useful to us.
* Full Name:
* The residence Country:
* Foreign languages:
* Your cell and home phone number for the interview - we call you back today:

Whether you have an account in the paypal system, if yes, then what type of the account, what turnovers on it, what limits and what activity for the previous year:
In which payment systems still you have accounts and what kind of limits they have:
Whether you have a personal bank account? In which bank? Which limit on your АТМ card adhered to the account?
Whether you have a corporate bank account or possibility to establish it?
Don't answer this letter, and send the answer to our personnel manager: email.

Thanks for your attention.
We hope that this offer will arouse your interest.

- My Reply -

Yeah sure, this doesn't sound like a scam at all.
go fuck yourself

- Follow up Email -
From: Human Resources, e-currency@europe.com

Why you think so? Where is the scam?

- My Reply -

Haha what? Do you want pointers? First off your english blows penis. "It's the answers to yours online resume."

Your english
Blows
8======D~ ~ ~ ~

Second, I have heard about shady deals with people and money processing like you went off about. Just stick someone with nigger illegal money laundering bullshit. Oh e cash! Sounds so legitimate.

Lastly I know this is a scam because I told you:
"Go fuck yourself"
It's unfortunate you saw my resume online because I actually am looking for a career not some bullshit ecash scam. But you see, when a job hunter tells a legitimate employer "go fuck yourself" normally the dialogue ends and the employer continues the hunt for a qualified candidate with better manners than myself. Instead you email me back "scam? How?"

So again I bid you good day and also GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Summary:
Yeah, so that was my most recent close encounter with a potential employer. Wish me luck and maybe I can have more heated email exchanges in the near future! Oh and feel free to email/spam e-currency@europe.com with what the fuck ever you feel like.

Thanks!

~ Jack .45 ~